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Luke

A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.
You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.
by Semen licker December 10, 2017
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Luke

Ew fuck luke
by Cuntforhire April 9, 2019
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Luke

Hey Luke
by Kouhgfv May 2, 2019
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Luke

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke
by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020
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Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
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Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time
by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019
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