Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp

Look at that simp Luke back in the friend zone

by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020

Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time

I am going to Luke st the weekend

by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019

Luke

He's insane he finna kill you with a golf club, his uncle (tony) taught him how to do EVERYTHING that he knows.

Oh look it's luke, RUN!

by Shlükey May 20, 2019

Luke

The word for the biggest shithouse on the planet.

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke

by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020

Luke

The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.

"That boy luke is a real cheeser"

by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018

Luke

Luke is a person you want out of your life he is disrespectful and hates everyone around him he will always try and make everyone feel bad about themselves if you meet a Luke you will want to get rid of him as soon as possible

"is that a devil"
"No it's Luke"

by exulansi December 30, 2019

Luke

Sometimes a mean guy who is only looking for a girl or to date a girl, just because he wants too. :)

Luke was being an rude today, he asked out the hottest girl in our school just to sleep with her

by Readytobeu May 13, 2017