the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
Get the lay logmug. I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.
by inkedblue March 3, 2014
Get the milk loggedmug. A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
Get the Log Jammug. Man I was so hot last night I went full log.
Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.
That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.
That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 2, 2014
Get the full logmug. A great drinking spot in the woods. A great place for drinking Mickey’s deuces in excess without worrying about the cops. It might not be that comfortable but all of places to piss and different ways to run if the cops did come into the woods.
Hey are you going to “Da Log” later? Because T.C. Is getting cases and cases of deuces right now and you know the Elsmere cops won’t bother us there!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
Get the Da logmug. by Titan49 January 3, 2018
Get the the log trainmug. A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
by DaGoose February 1, 2006
Get the straight logmug.