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floor lickingly fucked

a descriptive sentance to describe the effects of alcohol on a number of holsworthys finest youths on a nite out in town, this usually includes - vomiting, devine winds, dog humping and of corse floor licking.
rodger was so floor lickingly fucked he feltched his own cum from his dogs ass this was most benificial to him as he missed dinner that evening. man what a ham hanger !!
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licketysplit

a short sex act (performed when eating out a guy's ass from behind) whereby the ass-eater momentarily services his cock and balls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his ass.

important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different sex act: sucking cock from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the dick and balls but is still really all about the ass, a side dish to the main course.
while hungrily eating out jeff's ass, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his balls and cock giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.
by electric.eel December 11, 2009
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nigger licking

When you suck or get a joint, a stoke, or any other smoking device.
"Stop nigger licking the dube your getting it soggey!"
by Narc-warwick October 14, 2007
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Lickity split

Lickity split means as fast as you woud eat out a hot little split slit hole aka chicks vagina.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.

Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.

Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)

On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
The OGs had to drop the moonshine, and the women who drop their knickers, as they fled the speakeasy lickity split so none of got rubbed out or holed up.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
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lickety split

refers to the tearing of index cards by bending them in half and then licking them to get them to split apart.
My mouth is so dry from performing lickety split.
by A. SugarTits Car December 5, 2010
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Licking Twenty

Licking a person's asshole and surrounding area. Derives it name from it's similar taste to an American 20 dollar bill.
As Cynthia lay on the bed, she felt Marcus slowly move where the focus of his tongue was located. Oh wow, now he's really licking twenty she thought.

"OH Man!" Nelson exclaimed, "That burger was worse than licking twenty."
by Theinconvienientlie October 25, 2012
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lickin' the chicken

to have sexual intercourse. to boink.

can be used if you are having sex with someone who works at KFC. Not to be confused with lickin' his chicken bone, which means to give a blowjob.
Girl#1: Hey, guess what?
Girl#2: What?
Girl#1: That hoe Billie is like, lickin' the chicken with Harry.
Girl#2: No way!
by [!]Pfahg May 12, 2009
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