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Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe
Omg it’s landon I want his dog
by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020
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Landon

Landon is the prettiest boy you’ll ever meet he has big hazel eyes that you’ll get lost in a handsome smile and he’s super funny but he’s short and a basic white boy but that doesn’t matter his friends are assholes (especially his bsf) but he’s the opposite he’ll be there for you when you need him he’s kinda a dry texter but he’s not a dry person he’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have
by Unpluggedoutlet February 6, 2025
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Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)
that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds
by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020
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Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...
(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.
by The Landon hater September 23, 2023
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Landon

He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.
by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020
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Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.
“Landon is hot as fuck.”
by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021
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