landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.

Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!

by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021

Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person

thats a landon right there

by pp el caca land November 19, 2023

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021

Landon Perez

someone who is incredibly black in every way

It is not politically correct to call someone the n-word it is though to call them a landon perez

by fsfffsfdfsd July 7, 2021

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020