Landon

a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.
“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread
by interestinglyenough October 14, 2018
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Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger
Landon is a dumb ass nigga
by Noname308 October 14, 2022
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hi landon
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Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.
Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon
by Biggest PP ever March 04, 2019
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Landon is an overall nice guy who will do almost anything for a select few whom he knows and regaurds as friends, he is slways seemingly happy around friends but he has secrets that very few know about. He is alwat good at keeping secrets good or bad, you deffinitly should be in his friend group. He also is slightly Emo, and has some of the Emo tendancys(self harm)
#1: that guy over there is always sticking up fir thise people
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
by DR_PROXY February 07, 2018
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Landon is the most amazing guy! He has a sweet,shy smile, big, deep brown eyes, and he’s got a nice body

Landon knows what he wants to do with his life, but he also makes sure that he has plenty of time for you. He is honestly the best kind of guy to date, if you ever get the chance.

If you ever meet him, you’ll fall in love. He is really nice, and his family loves you!
Don’t blow it with Landon, though, you’ll hurt him and you’ll probably never find the right person for you ever again.
Landon: Hi(says shyly and flirtily)
Lucky Girl:H-h-hey(blushes)
Landon: Can I get your number
Lucky Girl: *dies*
by graelife14!<3 September 29, 2020
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a short white dude who got whole lotta zest packed in him. half the school likes him. vanilla fudge hair.
“is landon gay

idfk
by StinkyFart7000 April 04, 2023
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