Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 13, 2012

lemon puck

A sweet tangy asshole that will make your tongue pucker.....much like a lemon.

Lumpy' s loosely laxated lemon puck was so sweet and tangy I had to go back for more!

by SallyMittRAGE August 06, 2017

smelly lemon

A sexual act in which one inserts a lemon into their asshole before sexual intercourse. After sex, the lemon is taken out and eaten by the other participant.

Hey baby, want to do the smelly lemon with me tonight?

by Smelly lemonader December 10, 2017

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 27, 2019

Fresh Lemons

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.

"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.

by megster12345678 October 31, 2010

Sexy lemon

A sexy lesbian

WOW. Leah is such a sexy lemon.

by Awkwardblue666 June 03, 2017

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 24, 2019