This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
by ciy June 14, 2020
Get the Jacob's Lawmug. Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"
Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law
by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019
Get the Du's Lawmug. by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013
Get the Fido's Lawmug. Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.
According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
by fakamada May 6, 2011
Get the karmazon's lawmug. Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018
Get the Drew's Lawmug. "...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"
"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
by FourFire June 20, 2017
Get the Wuvit's Lawmug. An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.
Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
by Warrencraft October 12, 2009
Get the Theodore's Lawmug.