Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Landon

A small penis no one likes him and he is annoying

Landon is a nerd.

by Rvcsdg ge March 24, 2022

landon james

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.

get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!

by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019

Landon

The most amazing and loving person in the world he will make you fall in love he is very cute.

Damn that Landon kid is so cute

by Madmad123 December 11, 2021

Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022

Landon

The ultimate simp typa guy with deep grey eyes, abs, and a good heart.

“Wrestle landon to the ground”

by gangganglupa May 18, 2020

Landon bagwell

Hmmm why this dum dum so bad at breathing. He’s the type of person to help a car across the street.

Landon bagwell is a dum dum

by Yeetyettboi June 25, 2019