shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 20, 2024

Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.

Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 17, 2020

Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 06, 2018

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020