literally the stupidest human being on earth. all hes into is sticking his 2 and a half inch dick into any passing asian. or computer. he likes fucking guys and eating his own shit. hes also rumored to have a barrel ass.
by le gugala March 2, 2005
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kurt is so sexy
by akai November 25, 2021
Get the Kurt mug.An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
by Wafflegoddess October 16, 2012
Get the The Kurt Cobain mug.Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
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A character on the show glee, played by the man, the myth, the legend, Chris Colfer.
Kurt is a countertenor and literally such a cute fellow. I love this man and I live for him. He is married to Blaine Anderson (Klaine 🤩) and for some reason his best friend is Rachel Berry (she should die). Kurt has been through hell and still carried that entire show on his back along with Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester). In conclusion, stan Kurt Hummel
A character on the show glee, played by the man, the myth, the legend, Chris Colfer.
Kurt is a countertenor and literally such a cute fellow. I love this man and I live for him. He is married to Blaine Anderson (Klaine 🤩) and for some reason his best friend is Rachel Berry (she should die). Kurt has been through hell and still carried that entire show on his back along with Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester). In conclusion, stan Kurt Hummel
Kurt Elizabeth Hummel singing ‘Roses Turn’ was an extremely important moment in the development of all gleeks brains.
by ariluvr69 April 3, 2023
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by THEBIGRIG06 February 12, 2022
Get the PULLING A KURT COBAIN mug.stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
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