Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

Ketchup

Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him

RIP ketchup

by stream calm March 31, 2020

ketchup on your fashion

when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.

or

When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.

That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.

or

Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.

by impulse101xxs January 16, 2011

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

KETCHUP CAT

A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.

He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter

Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021

Hotdog Ketchup Bun

When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.

Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun

by Allaallaakkkbarr March 28, 2019