Jordan

Someone who is fat, ugly, revolting, and is willing to fight anybody they come across. The only people they can fight is the weak, pathetic, skinny ones that have no experience of fighting. Aka: some fat nigger that thinks they know everyone.

Hello Jordan! You're one fat ugly nigger.

by bigblackman33 March 28, 2020

Jordan

Complete fuck boy.

Strange fetish with butt sex.

Cannibalistic fantasies.

Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass

My dick has a jordan.
Hills have jordans.

by Notkërrï April 24, 2018

Jordan

A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.

Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.

by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016

Jordan

The female meaning for Jordan means that they are outspoken but brave, passionate and kind hearted.

Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.

The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.

No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.

"wow, I can't believe she said that. She's such a Jordan"

"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "

"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"

by MondayGrogBog October 25, 2017

Jordan

An large annoying girl

I don’t like Jordan

by 45678p November 13, 2018

Jordan

A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop

You fat cunt jordan

by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015

Jordan

a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis

A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.

by Radio james January 18, 2008