jon riley

when you first meet him, he will be very aggressive and straight forward, but after a while he will grow on you. he doesn't always acknowledge you when you talk to him, and can be a dick to girls. he falls in love with a different girl every day. for example, today he fell in love with three separate girls. he probably league of legends. he likes making music

Jon Riley can be such a fuck, but after hanging out with him for a week I've discovered he's actually pretty cool.

by francinebechtel October 04, 2013

Lil Jon

Lil Jon is rapper, doing crunk music. People say that he only says 3 words in all his songs but they have only heard one of his songs (Yeah!), and not the other songs, where he even has whole verses.

Lil Jon:
Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat

(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)

by OllieKickFlip August 30, 2005

Jon Snow

A sexual act. A man's finishing move that always pleases the ladies.

.... So last night, we were going at it.
She was almost there and I gave her the Jon Snow!

by Ronanigans June 17, 2015

Lil Jon

1) a man who is not a rapper. just cuz he's black and not singing love songs, doesn't mean he's automatically a rapper (Nelly).
2) Founder of the following catch phrases:

¿¿¿HWHAT???
¡¡¡eeYEAYUHHHH!!!
¡¡¡OHHHHKAYYYY!!!

and others

by d-Mack April 30, 2004

Jon Bezant

Related to happy slapping with a corporate twist, to be happy slapped at work.

I saw my co-worker get the Jon Bezant today.

by Shilpa Shetty February 02, 2007

jon's awesomeness

the awesomeness that is jon that was only made possible by leny.

Jon's awesomeness was brought to you by his sweet friend leny.
Jon's awesomeness is leny's doing.

by lenybenyw January 02, 2008

Jon Rooke

Sexy, bamf who takes shit from nobody. Can make any douche bag love him and has great music taste.

Has the occasionally cigar, and his general demeanor exudes sex.

Jon Rooke. There are so many examples, and yet not enough.

by bbboy4lyfe August 12, 2011