Jonathan H.

a person that eats whatever for money and laugh for random reasons. He is also very funny.

Jonathan H. is very loud and weird person.

by STuwwdhefhrui September 29, 2017

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021

Jonathan Andrews

The perfect guy with the biggest cock. He is loves everyone he knows. He is the nicest guy you will meet. Very good at sex, some call him a sex god because he is so good at it. He rails every one he sees, even m e n.

Girl 1: OMG IT'S JONATHAN ANDREWS!
Girl 2: OMG! Hes so CUTE and has a massive cok

by verybigmann34654352632 October 31, 2021

Jonathan Upset

A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.

He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.

by shalalalalalalalalala November 26, 2011

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019