A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.
Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
by Ms.Thrift September 1, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.
A synonym of train
This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
A synonym of train
This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"
"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. by Kibblesand123 May 10, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
by screamtillyoudie May 5, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.
Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. by The BAMF October 8, 2009
Get the Bonus Jonasmug. Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.
Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche
2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE
iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche
2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE
iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008
Get the Joe Jonasmug.