JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever

Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell

by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022

JoJo

JoJo is reffering to two things, first, the series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure", also known as JJBA, it is literally the definition of heaven and I'm still waiting for chapter 109, the second is a person who's first name starts with: "G", "J" or "H" and last name starts with: "J", "K", "H" or "G", also anyone who's the 2nd definition of JoJo is an absolute gigachad.

Jimmy: "Yo bro I just heard that John is a JoJo!"

Tommy: "Oh that explains why he has 54 girls after him and constantly fighting to show that only 1 of them are allowedd to simp for him!"

Marc: "YO, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"

All k JoJo fans in existance: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

by XxNiggaxX July 13, 2021

jojo gypsy

To have no hair or no hairline.

OMG ITS JOJO GYPSY?

by ariola grand February 5, 2021

A JoJo

-when someone claims they did everything first.
-when someone says you are always copying them.
-shortened version of Johnny Joy killer or Joy Joy killer. (Meaning they ruin all the fun)

Bobby is pulling a JoJo. He thinks he invented air!

Stop being a Jojo, you didn't do it first.

by ProperPeri June 12, 2022

JoJo

When a muscular dude fights some vampire

JoJo: off to fight some vampires, zeppeli you coming?
Zeppeli: *in half*
JoJo: oh

by Am epic games April 12, 2021

Jojo Day

its jojo day you have to love jojo as much as you can for a week starting from april 12 - april 19!!!! everyone all hail jojo

"Hey bro its jojo day"
"YOOOOOO"
"ITS TIME TO WATCH JOJO"

by jojo guay April 11, 2022

JoJo Thimblethumb

JoJo Thimblethumb is a Man in their late fifties who enjoys gardening. He is a kind-hearted Person and likes Green Tea.

"Did you hear about JoJo Thimblethumb??"
"Yea, I hear he likes Tea!"

by Azilla April 30, 2024