ivan

a kid who hates people and call them a cunt
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Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg
We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama
by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023
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ivan

ivan is one of the beautiful person u can ever meet. unforgettable and with an unique sense of humor. u can lough and forget all your problems with them.

he can talk about his problems because he thinks that other people don't care about him. but he will listen to your throughs all day and all night. he can be such an asshole but only if u let him, it's his way to show that he loves u.
he's cute, intelligent, kind, beautiful and very hot. he has the most beautiful eyes in the world and he knows.
don't give up on him and your relationship, it can always be better, give it time. if u fall in love with ivan u are fucked up, he don't go out of your mind easily.
love him and protect him. show him all your love, he's the most beautiful soul in the world. <3
"i love you ivan, you are my first and only love"
by redchesterfield November 22, 2021
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Ivan

Bro why does ivan look like a rata

like everytime i see him i think of a rata
Ivan was a rat in his past life.
by joshhuchersonfan101 December 15, 2023
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Ivan

Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
by Ivans so fine November 7, 2022
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Ivan Pernar

Ivan Pernar is the best personality in the history of Croatian politics. With his 'ANTI-SENF' group, he contributes to Croatian society. They will soon demolish Tomislav Tomašavić's lies and destroy his life. As the mayor of Zagreb, Pernar will be more decisive towards the citizens of Zagreb and will not spread lies to the people. Is that Ivan Pernar, he is the best
Is that Ivan Pernar, he is the best.
by Bogati_flex December 14, 2023
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Ivaning

The action of complicating situations in general. Whether it's events or definitions of words.
-So, if we add the prefix "extra" and the suffix "less" stays in neutral? as extra-pretty-less.

- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!
by LoLViX3D February 11, 2020
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