Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

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jb ah build

A rather plus sized specimen with an unobtainable build, when a camera or mirror is in front of them they will tend to clinch their jawline and suck in their cheeks. Will say things like "get some muscle big guy."

"Damn, that's a jb ah build'

by jbahbuild January 03, 2024

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Jb Ah Build

Jb ah build refers to someone who is fat, morbidly obese, usually between 250-450kg, Jb ah build can also refer to someone who is large and has a cute sister, Jb ah build is usually defined as someone who has a big build especially around the belly.

“That kid is fat as heck”
“That kids got a jb ah build”

by jbfatahfuck January 04, 2024

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