dutch guillotine

Head-locking someone between your knees (slightly bent) and farting
Holy shit, he just dutch guillotined his girlfriend! TKO
by TurdFerguson01 November 23, 2015
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dutch marines

A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)
for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit
by Foronzo December 27, 2017
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Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
by SirKennedy April 07, 2015
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dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
by Petitchou March 03, 2016
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The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.
How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
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Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition
Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition
by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014
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Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.
My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.
by TheBigMeg June 06, 2019
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