Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 22, 2018
by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022
verb
An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
by That One Plant Guy May 19, 2020
Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
by Methane Queen June 06, 2011
The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
by NayFace May 05, 2010
A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.
by Dan U. Butt April 24, 2020
Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.
Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."
by d0gp1ss March 06, 2023