The process in which a man shaves his ball sack several days before sexual intercourse in order to repeatedly slap a woman's genital area with short, spiky hairs during rapid vaginal penetration. This is generally done to get back at a woman for some undesirable act she has committed herself, as the short, bristly ball sack hairs resulting from just a short time of growth cause a considerable amount of pain, similarly to a cactus or spiky club hitting the woman's asshole.
I caught my girl cheating on me the other day, so I decided to give her the spiky club treatment. Several days later, I was cumming while she was crying!
by lakersrule89 April 5, 2010
Get the spiky clubmug. A kick ass song, and it's not about sex and fudging...
The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".
Thanks wikipedia!
The lyrics are about "Lust at First Sight".
Thanks wikipedia!
Be on the look out for LiL Wayne to remix this song!
Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!
Love in This Club is a great song, and maybe a comeback song for Usher!
by metallkidd93 March 11, 2008
Get the love in this clubmug. The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"
Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.
by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016
Get the Phaser clubmug. A test that determines if one's future significant other (e.g., future boyfriend/girlfriend) is a keeper. This is usually done on a date by bringing the subject (e.g., future significant other) to a club where he/she is supposedly to get hit on by other suitors.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
If the subject welcomes & accepts advances by other suitors and completely ignores his/her date, the subject is said to have failed the test. This test happens in both straight and gay communities; though, it's more prevalent in the latter.
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Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Friend: So how did the club test go for your future boyfriend, Trevor?
You: He failed badly. We went to this club last Friday night, and a hot blonde started talking to us. Trevor very much welcomed the newcomer's presence to the point that he asked me to watch their drinks for a minute.
Friend: Damn, what a douche.
You: Yep. The club test surely revealed that he's a very low-quality BF material. Ain't nobody got time for that.
by amazingjay April 23, 2013
Get the club testmug. Founded in Opus Room 308 at St. Mary’s College, Club 308 was originally just an appartment. From there, a lifestyle emerged — merch was purchased, mugshots were taken, athletic teams gathered, and friendships were formed. Known as the birthplace of the original snighty, Club 308 is known for being open to all, extreme kleptomaniacs, full of athletes and viruses, and always being DTS. Never underestimate the power of Club 308 and their influence on St. Mary’s College campus.
by Realuzi May 17, 2022
Get the Club 308mug. A Minecraft Server where all the tryhards and people with rare names hangout and be toxic to each other. Also known as MMC
by Platten December 7, 2021
Get the Minemen clubmug. shallow, self absorbed, lowlifes who hang out in nightclubs or bars, seeking sex or social status with the other shallow, self absorbed lowlifes
“that guy stinks like KY jelly, he’s nothing but club scum”
“look at that club scum bitch wearin’ that low cut top to show off her boob job ”
“look at that club scum bitch wearin’ that low cut top to show off her boob job ”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the club scummug.