hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by anonymous September 3, 2023

cuz i can

cuz i can write dis definition.

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!

by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

I can not stop twinkling.

The original hero name of Yuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia (also known as Boku no Hero Academia), before Midnight suggested he shorten it to "Can't Stop Twinkling".

Shining Hero: I can not stop twinkling.

by Rhythm Heaven January 27, 2021