Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

by Super Apple October 5, 2009

Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010

the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol

Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !

by Wizdee May 10, 2011

Deepwater Horizon

A sex position involving drilling a girl into submission until there is a mess everywhere.

I will drill her until she becomes the deepwater horizon.

by LegendaryJ! April 24, 2014

Event horizon

During the final moments before cumming, there is a point in time, that when crossed, there is nothing that could save you from not cumming.

You know that bitch, Sasha Fox, she gave me the event horizon

by Marko1337 April 6, 2016

o horizon

When you are having an orgasm and nearly black out only seeing the horizon.

I fucked her so hard she had an O Horizon

by Whore-II-Culture November 17, 2017

Getting Horizonned

To get scammed out of a large amount of money for a major investment (for example: a college course, driving school).

John: "Dude, we payed like 2000 euros to follow a course in IT system management and they don't ever teach us anything!"

Joe: "Shit dude... Sounds like we were getting horizonned out of our money when paying for this course!"

by KapiteinKoek March 5, 2019