Skip to main content

Missouri hillbilly buzzer 

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?
Missouri hillbilly buzzer mug front
Get the Missouri hillbilly buzzer mug.
See more merch

Homewrecker Hillbilly 

A country backwoods tramp, many times old, ragged and married, who carries on online with other women’s boyfriends who are much younger than her because she’s trying to feel young again with the inappropriate attention. Then, when confronted, blames the boyfriend for HER inequities.
Look at Ronnda. She’s such a Homewrecker Hillbilly cheating on her husband online.
Homewrecker Hillbilly by Pseudoo February 21, 2021

Naked hillbilly 

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*
We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakinthe rest of the day

Redneck hillbilly internet 

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.

The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.
Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly 

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash
Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

The Beverly Hillbilly

Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
I took this chick home from the bar the other night and gave her The Beverly Hillbilly.