A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.
Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend
Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.
Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend
Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.
Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
by RiguRagu November 13, 2018
Get the I have a Boyfriendmug. In British, and American, English, this is a euphemistic, and sarcastic, way of saying 'Go fuck yourself'.
by Cent1m3ter April 29, 2020
Get the Have a wonderful day!mug. An "I have this friend" story, is a story where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them, but they're too embarrassed to say so. They're similar to "I know this guy" stories where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. "I have this friend" stories are about seeking advice about an embarrassing problem however, not about entertainment.
Janet: "I need your opinion about something."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
Mary: "What's up?"
Janet: "Well, I have this friend... She's thinking about cheating on her boyfriend with an old flame who called her up last week. She's not sure what she should do about it."
Mary: "Oh my God, Janet! Chris called you last week!?"
Janet: "It's not about me! It's a friend of mine!"
Mary: "Sure it is. Just make sure Tom doesn't find out."
by kevnar February 20, 2007
Get the I have this friendmug. Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021
Get the I have to sleepmug. Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
by Fawful September 27, 2009
Get the I HAVE CHORTLESmug. When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!
Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)
by Branta NoName February 18, 2019
Get the They have Häagen-Dazmug. by Shrek would be proud April 5, 2019
Get the onions have layersmug.