Hamburger Helper Handjob 

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

Hamburger Helper Handjob by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty", a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

Hamburger Helper by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

Hamburger Helper by Wendysfg May 8, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.

In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove

Hamburger Helper by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Hamburger Hopped 

Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)

Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!

Hamburger Hopped by MGD 1 March 3, 2023

Hamburger 

Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

You wanna go to the beach rn?
Yo, hamburger!!! I was just thinking about that

Me and Gina are just always hamburger like I bet she can finish my sente…

Hamburger by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023

Hamburger/Hotdog 

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying

I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger/Hotdog by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023