Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 19, 2015

ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear

The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers

by jarhead September 2, 2015

grandpa grabber

A sugar daddy's bitch

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber

by SkettleSmert March 20, 2016

penny grabber

A gay jew who tries to hide his feelings. Often times the person has a abnormally big nose and small ears.

Did you see Sam today? He is still denying the fact that he's a penny grabber!

by Nah_Chill_J January 4, 2017

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017