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awkward gorilla

A gesture performed during an awkward situation. The performer beats his hands on his chest and makes Donkey Kong-esque noises. This is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an Italian.
I couldn't remember that girl from work's name, so I just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.
by devlinseven August 25, 2009
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White Gorilla

The most dangerous species alive. Can kill 10 men with its bare hands. often invisible and can jump up to two Russian inches in any direction. originates on the Halo 3 map Blackout.
"HOLY SHIT! Billy just got killed by a White Gorilla! We're all DOOOOOMED!"
by Tiri0n and Kinali December 3, 2009
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Gorilla's Thumbs

'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over the place'
by Mongymax November 13, 2007
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Gorilla Nipples

The presence of large, usually dark, areolas the size of saucers or small plates on a male who has big, floppy, hairy man boobs. These areolas are big enough to choke a donkey or give a small infants stretch marks, were they to attempt to feed from these monstrosities. Commonly possessed by football players in the PAC-12 who weigh 300-plus pounds, have black locks, and tons of back hair.
While Bif is enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, he spits out his drink when he notices a defensive lineman from USC sauntering up thunderously wearing size 6XX swim trunks with his huge areolas fully exposed. "Hey Skip, check out that dude's man boobs. I mean, he has some serious Texas-sized gorilla nipples."
by _DrBigEars_ November 15, 2016
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Godric

Really nice guy, everyone loves to spend time with him and everyone loves him. The girls always want to spend time with him and everyone just thinks he is an all around good friend and he is very wholesome and anyone who says bad things to him are just bad jerks.
by Jacknimbus March 12, 2020
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gorilla tag

a game for little kids and for kids that have tons of money to spend on a monkey game
gorilla tag is fun until you find the minigames kids that will annoy the heck out of you
gorilla tag is so fun to play
by Soooooooomji wooooooohoooooo November 25, 2022
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gorilla pimp

To aggressively go after someone you like...to scare or intimidate someone itno being with you.
Ole girl turned Alex down at the club so when he saw her in the parking lot afterward he Gorilla Pimped that bitch and took the Pussy.
by Chuck W. January 30, 2005
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