Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property

"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"

by DictatorofDiction April 10, 2023

Funnt

Funnt ( Fun-Tuh)
Another word for funny

Created by Laila that is often used by ty

Bro you mad funnt

by Tyfrm804 June 20, 2023

funoogle

To fiddle with something in an unusual way, often playfully or comically

Eric unclipped his hot dates bra and proceeded to funoogle her nipples, earning him an intimidating glare.

by EricTheManlyMan July 1, 2023

Funnt

The french guy who's extremely chill and funny
but there's a forbidden discord furry version of him that needs to be kept in secret
also he thinks he can draw well with his furry character when in reality its just cringe

Funnt: ok i just looked up "funnt" on urban dictionary just for fun and why is there a scarily accurate definiton of me

by Giogrefi August 15, 2023

Function-not

This word means to not function.

Ajay, my computer is function-not!

by the_knowitall October 7, 2023