flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.

Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013

dusty fwapper

A loud, dry, fart.

The unmistakable sound of somebody's dusty fwapper shattered the morning tranquility.

by delvinj December 11, 2013

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.

Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!

by That one person you might know June 14, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015