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joshua falcon

a person who licks feet from heel to toe because they’re gay
I saw Joshua Falcon licking Jayden’s feet in his car yesterday
by hsisysgsusvsv March 11, 2019
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Falcon Claw

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.
“I tried the Falcon Claw on my girlfriend. She moaned.”
“Dude, marry her.”
by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020
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Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
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Falconer

He who hunts with Birds of Prey but is not a Bird of Prey himself.
Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.

Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.

What do you mean?

Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.

Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?

Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.

That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.

How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.

Okay I still say be careful.

I will be.
by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
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Truth Falcon

A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
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Ignonicus Falcon

This majestic bird species which is found on Northern California (more specifically Mill Valley). This falcon has a special bird call that it screams at the top of its lungs to attract its soulmate. It goes AAAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAA. Look for this special bird call and send in pictures if found to ignonicusfalconhuntress@gmail.com
Look over there, its an Ignonicus Falcon!
by MrsTwinklePuss May 11, 2017
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Falcon Vibes

Being a perv
Jeremey is on his Falcon Vibes he is a perv keep your siblings away from him
by KenjiDaClown July 17, 2022
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