Love floppy

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.

"I'm suffering from a tremendous case of love floppy"

by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012

floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)

"FLOPPY IS AUDI, LOOK"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

runnin the floppy

the act of engaging in coitus with a less than erect schmeckle

She wanted more of that dick, so i had to go with runnin the floppy

by Rob and Marty December 8, 2017

floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.

Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.

by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023