Faisal

This man is an absolute G, that sexy motherfucker. Anything he wants in life, he gonna get it. Especially a baby. He's gonna skip the girlfriend and go straight to fatherhood. Oh, and have 10 million dollars by the time he's 26. This dude thinks he's invincible, and to be honest, he probably is. Until a girl finally breaks his heart, but any girl who does that is making the greatest mistake of their life. Kinda like I did. He's an engineer, doctor, businessman, economist, stripper, DJ, poet, and master driver. Depending on the minute. But if you're ever in the car and he's driving... good luck. All that said, if you ever meet a Faisal, bag him real quick before he disappears forever.

Woman: "Faisal, I love you"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"

by faisalloverXXO September 24, 2021

pour faire un Zinedine

To do something poorly for the whole of a match, and then ambush the opposition in the last few minutes.

See England-France, June 13 2004, Estadio da Luz, Lisbon. Zinedine Zidane scores two late goals to sneak a victory over England, after England had lead for 90 minutes

by Malone June 14, 2004

gabriel false

Gabriel False is an electronic musician who like many other people raised to a level of feaux fame with the gaining popularity of myspace.com

omg did you hear Gabriel False's new song? its like soooo bad!

by Gizelle May 30, 2006

False Advertisement

False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

Fairenn

Someone who is nice kind and has fun! Who can't give two shits about what people say about her.

Who is that wonderful girl?" "Oh thats Fairenn!

by Cupcake9 April 26, 2011

false ideals

having the wrong idea about something, not understanding the real thing. failing to recognize.

she has false ideals about what healthy food is
"sally, just because they say it's healthy doesn't mean it really is!"

by yasmeenie November 14, 2013