by urmumm3505 June 4, 2018
Get the your the best dad ever!mug. Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).
And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3
Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
Poop pleb 2: Marco?
Poop pleb 1: literally
Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.
by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023
Get the Most Perfect Boy Evermug. by TrashP4nda February 20, 2022
Get the most hot person evermug. Never Have I Ever is a well known game but it's also a pretty popular show on Netflix. The main character is Devi, Devi is a 15 year old girl who moved from India to America and is trying to fit in at school after being paralyzed for 3 months and her dad dying after having a heart attack at Devi's orchestra concert.
by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023
Get the Never Have I Evermug. That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!
by Rod323 March 10, 2022
Get the weird as fuck for like evermug. "This morning I overslept, then missed the subway by a second, tripped on the door step, got caught coming in late by the boss, accidentally removed an important file, got yelled at on the phone for over half an hour, had to skip lunch and then a bus splashed water all over my suede sneakers."
"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"
"I know!"
"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"
"I know!"
by Philip C February 17, 2007
Get the worst day ever syndromemug. 