emptihad

Manchester Sheiky’s (AKA Manchester City) empty home stadium. The emptihad is empty for every home game, including ones in the Champions League.

Joe: Hey Mike, we need to hurry up and get tickets to the Manchester Sheiky match vs Chelsea!

Mike: Why should we hurry? The Emptihad will have 20,000 empty seats!

by Deszreen Mitchell December 31, 2021

True emptiness

True emptiness is a feeling in your chest that someone use to fill. When someone leaves and you’re not sad or happy, nor mad it’s internal, true emptiness. Experiencing true emptiness is the worst feeling because there’s nothing you can do to make it go away. All you can do to cure this emptiness is wait and heal. Then the worst part is that you have to let the person go in the end to be able to move on.

Friend 1: “How are you feeling since the break up?”
Friend 2: “ I don’t know, I don’t feel sad or happy just a feeling of true emptiness”

by MMae24 March 29, 2021

empties bags

the large garbage bags that sit in the corner at a party. these bags will be filled with empty alcohol containers ("empties") such as busch light cans or majorska jugs. once the empties bag is full and the party is over, member of the party will fly down a side road and throw the bags in the air in such a way that they crash all over the road, and it is usually followed by someone yelling bink or i aint goin back to jail. the next day the ones who threw the bags will go back and visit the cans or jugs all over the road and laugh.

"yo i just threw mad empties bags on hopper, it was epic"

"we get crunk, off beer, its busch light, EMPTIES BAGS" (sung to the tune of we fly high)

"yo mayn fill up the bags, i got empties on my mind"

by jimmy duncans crew February 4, 2007

Emptyness/Tomhet

When Your Brain is empty and it has come to the level where you don’t just share a braincell with your friend, now you share emptyness. It is most common to have emptyness with a friend and a lot of times you think of the same thing. For some emptyness duos it can be hard to remember the emptyness moments that you have had

What is the absolute zero?
- ZERO
Friend: AHHAAHHA Emptyness/Tomhet💀✋

by Jellyuknowwhoiam July 16, 2021

Emptytarian

An emptytarian is someone that has entered a major grocery store and found only empty shelves where food once was, resolving to change their dietary habits to conform to the new reality. It matters not whether this new reality is due to pandemic-induced supply chain problems, a zombie apocalypse, or a sudden rash of fanta pants. For those that had been vegetarians, vegans, fruititarians, and carnivores, the sight of so many empty shelves can convert them to becoming an emptytarian.

The store shelves appear empty but they are actually selling dreams, aspirations, desires, and lots of hot air that's all bottled up. I for one have one have stopped being a Vegan and become a Emptytarian!

by Zappoblappo November 16, 2021

Emotypo

Accidental and often grossly inappropriate mistyping of a left bracket instead of a right bracket when expressing a feeling of sadness and instead displaying joy.

The opposite can also apply, where instead of the intended joy, you express despair, sadness and woe!

Emotypo #1

Jane : I'm so upset, first my boyfriend left me, then my house got repossessed, and today my cat got run over by a lawnmower!

John : :)

Emotypo #2

Alvin : Hey Julie, I just got tickets for a weekend in Venice!

Julie : Really? :(

by LostJimmy May 22, 2009

pre empt

1. To do something before someone does something else (probably the thing that you are about to do to them) to you

2. To remove a television or other similar program from its regular airing temporarily.

1. The US decided to pre empt a strike on its soil by Iraq by striking them first.

2. The NFL has pre empted King of the Hill...again.

by dsaus April 17, 2007