An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"
by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

egoed
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
verb
To do something that common wisdom thinks is a bad idea. Usually resulting in failure that comes with some hurt. Because you thought the rules don't apply to you.
derived from the gaming community
Jack egoed it.
by Gesopond November 25, 2024

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.
by code-dave August 12, 2024

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024

by ForgedGaming August 9, 2018

Ego games are activities that teenage girls typically like to partake in when communicating with their boyfriend. An example of an ego game that a teenage girl would partake in would be posting on her Instagram story but not responding to her boyfriends text. These games tend to involve subtle attempts at displaying ones self-perceived inflated level of intelligence. These games are not only limited to female use but males tend to move in silence.
"I'm sick and tired of my girlfriends ego games."
I just watched my girlfriends snapchat score go up by a one and she hasn't texted back yet, I'm DONE with her fucking ego games.
I just watched my girlfriends snapchat score go up by a one and she hasn't texted back yet, I'm DONE with her fucking ego games.
by Dexter Reed December 26, 2023

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘥
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
by ahundredovens June 27, 2023
