Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

healthspan design

the application of design theory and practice to prioritize and or optimize for healthspan related outcomes

Unlike traditional design practices, healthspan design specifically supports, prioritizes and or optimizes for an entity's desired healthspan related outcomes.

by MadamEve February 20, 2024

designated goat

Alex Pricher.

Yo bro have you seen the designated goat?

by apricher June 11, 2022

sodosopatown design

A junky boilerplate crap design that is popular with urban gentrifiers and development douches. It looks like hot garbage and might actually be made out of it. Popular with aging hipsters whose beards are greying and still smell like patchouli who still want to live the urban lifestyle, but don't like the smell of 'old homes'.

The historic district is set to unveil its newest non-historic four story apartment complex. It will feature what is commonly known as a sodosopatown design.... meaning it sucks. All the development douches were there for the groundbreaking.

by Salty Marmot September 6, 2023

principles of design

process and product of structuring visual form, it is the way something is organised
everything is made for a purpose, it just works

these are principles of design

by gman123454321 June 14, 2018

Delicious by design

When the dude's so short he eats his woman's box while both standing.

I met a woman who was a foot taller than me so I gave her the delicious by design.

by Hit it raw August 12, 2016

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024