cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 9, 2019

cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team

The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year

by not jason kidd April 10, 2023

cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.

Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.

by Le Wease July 29, 2024

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.

"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.

Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.

by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025

cuban triangle

sucking the homies penises in a triangle

Me and the boys were playing games and it turned into a cuban triangle

by agrisv February 10, 2021