Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
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Existential Crisis Man

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis
by Registered_Nurse August 01, 2024
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Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
by Registered_Nurse August 01, 2024
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Crisis

An overused word. Not everything that is called a crisis really is. The coronavirus is not the bubonic plague, yet the media treats it as the same kind of thing so that everybody will panic and lose their minds.
Not everybody needed support the way thee bubbly girl did, after all, not everybody lived their life like it was a crisis, or tried to make everyone else's life a crisis, or add another setback to their life for them to overcome.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy
HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!
by StuffysDefs December 28, 2022
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