1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer
by razer March 22, 2005
A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.
by Brown Bozo December 09, 2010
Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.
by C.T. Kennedy June 27, 2007
When women think its fashionable to remove their natural eye brows and either draw in or tattoo in fake eyebrows.
by co198tom May 26, 2011
A buncha dudes looking to get lucky on a night out with girls by coming up to them and grinding indiscriminately. Said dudes have zero game and are usually seen sporting berets. At the end of the night, these sideline haters and end up douching it up with other haters
Yo, fool, look who rolled in; the biggest clown crew in the city. I'm gonna rip the beret of those mofos !
by hailbg February 06, 2010
Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face
Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.
Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.
Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.
Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.
by DirtySyko September 13, 2003
by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004