Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.

She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop

by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020

Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.

Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.

by loztnausten July 17, 2020

Cheeto

A cheesy, crunchy, delicious food. A piece of fried...stuff covered in cheese powder. It's a great movie snack. MMMmm... yummy.

"Hey Sharon! Want some cheetos?"
"YEES GIMME!"

by an_absolute_idiot September 1, 2020

Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.

Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.

by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020

wannabe cheeto girl

A wannabe cheeto girl is a Janet who says that she's a bruh girl.

Janet: I'm toootally a bruh girl!
y/n: No you're a wannabe cheeto girl without cheetos
Janet: How can I get cheetos? I live in Norway!

by Anyone AKA Tina October 2, 2020

Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see

Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.

by Totesmagoots October 3, 2020

Cheeto pie

When you eat cheetos out of a girls pussy

I had me some Cheeto pie last night.

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020