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cereal

person described by aucil as a "stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal," and "Not worth consuming and entertaining."
"Dude
What the fuck man
Every single fucking time
Without fail
Do you have anything to say?
You fuckin stale and unappetizing bowl of cereal
Not worth consuming and entertaining
Past your prime type cereal
Ugly"
quote from aucil
by CerealShip January 15, 2024
mugGet the cerealmug.

Sewer Cereal

When someone urinates and defecates into a toilet bowl and forces someone to else to consume all of it, it can be done in a sexual manner or involuntarily.
You better shut up before I give you a sewer cereal.

I made you a nice and fresh sewer cereal.
by Creamypenutbutter September 21, 2025
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Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018
mugGet the Cereal Fridaymug.

Cereal

A synonym for a vagina that is being eaten out
Last night, Jessica and I went on a date and afterwards she totally let me eat her cereal
by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016
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Cereal Killer

What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025
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Pot Cereal

Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
by Voidheart December 8, 2020
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Cereal

–adverb
seer-ee-uhl

A term for the combination of words Seriously and For Real.
Melissa: Whats the weather gonna be like tomorrow?
David: Its gonna be 81 degrees
Melissa: mmm sounds like a good pool day
David: CEREAL
by cereallyforeally July 1, 2011
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