two cent plain

1.Noun, archaic. Plain club soda or selzer.
2.Nown, A term combining frugality and nostalgia. Often associated with Jews since Milton Berle coined the term "for two cents plain."

1. Ol' Billy was the worst sort of customer; he'd order a two cent plain and hassel the ladies all night.
2. For Sal, the plan to build more hydroelectric dams was two cents plain.

by WestVal July 26, 2006

Ten Cent Pistol

Low-rent, heinous substance that disfigures you, like homemade napalm.

Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

by mr.tanen June 08, 2018

my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"

I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

a two cents plane

this slang is frecuently used in New York,which means a glass of water.

I´m scorching,will you please give me a two cents plane?

by jose venegas October 04, 2005

ten cents

another word for "intense"

Person 1: Hey man, is this going to be worth it?
Person 2: Dude, it is ten cents! of course!

by Bobby Des June 28, 2008

5 cent crack

when you can see someone's huggies, or underwear and you can virtually see the crack "on the piggy bank"
the opening is large enough for a nickel

look jane bent over i can clearly see her 5 cent crack.

by Miguel Gonzalez May 05, 2008

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006