cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

cats

its either the live action movie or the animal. the live action movie sucks. the animal is cute

friend:i hate the cats movie
friend: i love cats.

by catmoviehater September 16, 2022

cat

a cat

its a cat

by Colorss January 10, 2022

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

cat

tiny animals that god made to kill a lot and cuddle

Cats kill everything then cuddle with the bodies.

by Big Brain Joe June 2, 2021

cat

it go meow and,,, it cool and cute ehhehem meowwwww

-wow cat
-meow

by catnipistakenbysomeoneelse July 7, 2023

A cat

a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.

“I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023