Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

capitalicious

An adjective used to describe a noun that is central to a capitalist principle.

George W. is one capitalicious mothah suckah!

by the egg February 14, 2004

capitao

A tickle monster

Capitao is a tickle monster

by Jeff the tickler January 3, 2018

capitalist

A realist. Someone who believes that through hard work, wealth can be attained. While true to some extent, many capitalists overlook the fact that the playing field is uneven.

A capitalist society is often marked by a stark gap between the haves and have-nots

Antonyms: Socialist, Communist

America (Bush) gives capitalism a bad name.

by jimmyjohnbillybobjones April 29, 2004

capitalism

1. A politico-economic system in which the owners of the most capital (means of production) use the government to steal the private property of the masses (often in the name of private property) via such measures as eminent domain, self-serving regulation, confiscatory taxation, inflationary spending, corporate bailouts, "too big to fail" doctrines, etc., in order to maintain their own position at the top of the wealth hierarchy.
2. A misnomer for the system combining social cooperation in the division of labor with respect for the private property of all, big and small. Properly called the free market.

The USA espouses capitalism, NOT the free market.

by therealjerry December 14, 2009

emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010

Booty-per-capita

A unit of measurement describing the relationship between the size of a female's booty and the size of the jeans into which said booty has been fit.

Daaamn, howd she pack all that ass in those jeans?!? her booty-per-capita is off the charts!

Its too bad Girl A always wears loose fitting jeans. She got a donk but like no booty-per-capita.

by TitoCallelle December 5, 2011