fuck camel

A person with whom you drag around town, wherever you go, who is there at any moment strictly for fucking. This person is a bottom feeder and complete street trash. Also, you can store items on/in them like water, keys, dildos, anal beeds, etc. This person is usually referred to as a cumdumpster as well.

"Was that your business partner? He smelled of moist shit, burnt blood, and hooker spit, and seemed grunt-like", stated Jeff to Landon.
"No", Landon chuckled, "That's just Jacob. He's my Fuck Camel. Really takes it all, so I appologize for his aroma. Just before you arrived I shit directly into his mouth, and then punched his asshole. While it boosted my confidence, in doing so I have subjected you to his stink. Sorry." Instantly, Landon shot his Fuck Camel in the head, and went on with his day.

by El Roy February 20, 2009

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camels toe

a things located on the bottom of camels feet.

we went to the zoo and i saw a camels toe.

by 395845 January 22, 2009

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camel cowboy

a derogatory term used for anyone from the middleast.

muhammad is suck a goddam camel cowboy

by nick May 13, 2005

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Camel snus

An excellent invention from the guys at camel. A chewing tobacco(dip) that allows you to enjoy the smooth satisfaction without the hassle of spitting. Perfect for people on the job, in class, or any where else.

A: man I really need some dip
B: get some camel snus... No one can tell.
A: OH FUCK YA!

by So909Cal March 13, 2009

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camel foot

A fat girls camel toe...cause it's the size of a foot.

"Damn! That fat bitches bathing suit was so tight, you could see her Camel Foot!"

by bames joyd January 15, 2008

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Sexual Camel

1. A man who is married and therefore denied of sex for long periods of time.

2. A male who has the ability to go long periods of time without sex due to being deprived of sex---usually as a result of being deprived of sex by a spouse.

Guy 1: You have been divorced for six months! You need to get laid!

Guy 2: Yeah, but I was married for 15 years! I am a sexual camel! I can cross this sexual desert.

by Pigue December 28, 2010

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