crown eater

The act of eating a girl out while she's in labor (crowning)

That boy is a crown eater

by Bora1220 November 14, 2017

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 10, 2023

Nick Crown

A genius entrepreneur who is used as a comparative, similar to Einstein.

"You spent 250$ on a bucket of fried chicken and a fleshlight? You're a real Nick Crown spending money like that!"

by nickcrown January 29, 2024

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 04, 2024

ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

by shank-me-as-you-lick-me December 16, 2013

Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 06, 2022

Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.

Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?

by ValiantBert March 08, 2024