The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.
My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011
Get the Counter Stinkmug. A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people
by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018
Get the Counter Examinemug. by Bartholomew Thaddy Daddy December 28, 2021
Get the Countermug. When a group of people acts like people they previously tried to make fun of or call weird earlier in life, but they're actually replacing anything that is unique (or old) with something a bit more bubblegum pop (or new) and mainstream (but don't want their activities to be transparent or obvious to anyone) by claiming to be/posing as the raw person's kind of raw, the outlaw's outlaw.
He/she/they were a part of a secret society/organization trying to launch a successful counter culture coup that established counter surveillance on anything that represented anything left of the old counter culture to replace it with a new bland version of it, and a new guard to guard it.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the Counter culture coupmug. Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.
Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
Get the over-the-counter medicationmug. In the U.S., food counters are mostly in poor, high-risk neighborhoods. They are most often open at night, since there are more young people at that time.
Hell, I've eaten Kevin's food, it's the best food, really! He keeps a counter with food there, look!
by Lady122 February 25, 2023
Get the counter with foodmug. Someone who objects to a Situation or Ideal while applying Logic, Facts, and Evidence to back up their Objections
The "Counter" part usually comes in when the person the Objector is arguing with is usually someone who Objects the same thing, but for a different reason... Usually lacking in reason entirely and just objecting because it's "cool to be different"
The "Counter" part usually comes in when the person the Objector is arguing with is usually someone who Objects the same thing, but for a different reason... Usually lacking in reason entirely and just objecting because it's "cool to be different"
Joe is a Counter-Objector because he agrees with Frank that this Political Situation is bad. However, Joe disagrees with Frank on WHY it is bad.
by ThatOneCorrector November 7, 2018
Get the Counter-Objectormug.